“Trust No One” – The Thing 1982 Horror Hawaiian Shirt
Paranoia never looked this chill.
Inspired by John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982), this Hawaiian shirt fuses icy Antarctic horror with retro vacation vibes. Covered in mutated silhouettes, ominous forms, and deep-cut references to the cult classic, “Trust No One” is the perfect fit for fans of body horror, sci-fi, and suspiciously stylish beachwear.
Perfect for:
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Hardcore horror fans and Carpenter devotees
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Summer horror festivals, movie nights, or horror-themed vacations
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Anyone who wants to say "I'm fun... but also not fully human"
Printed on lightweight, breathable fabric for maximum comfort—whether you're sweating from the heat or sheer existential dread.
More details
- 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
- Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
- Breathable and moisture-wicking material
- Regular fit
- UPF50+ protection
- Extended size range: 2XS–6XL
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Uncle Ricky's Garage
- Email: unclerickysgarage-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Trust No One” – The Thing 1982 Horror Hawaiian Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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2XS
|
20 1/2
|
30.1
|
10.2
|
|
XS
|
21.3
|
30 1/2
|
10.2
|
|
S
|
22
|
30.9
|
10.2
|
|
M
|
22.8
|
31.3
|
10.2
|
|
L
|
24.4
|
32.1
|
10.4
|
|
XL
|
26
|
32.9
|
10.6
|
|
2XL
|
27.6
|
33.7
|
10.8
|
|
3XL
|
29.1
|
35
|
11
|
|
4XL
|
30.7
|
35.8
|
11.2
|
|
5XL
|
32.3
|
36.6
|
11.4
|
|
6XL
|
33.9
|
37.4
|
11.6
|